Nope, Amir did not lose his mind and start throwing used cans at my face but nevertheless, it’s true. Someone did (yesterday). As you’d all are already aware of, I err don’t like kids very much? Well-behaved sociable kids I’m basically fine with. BUT bottom line, I don’t like brats and I particularly Dislike their Incompetent parents for lack of dedication in becoming disciplinarians. Heck I was a mess when I was a kid, I got into fights, climbed trees, skipped school and crapped in my pants but I turned out alright cos my mom is smart enough to know that I should be whacked to get me into shape J. But nowadays, god, parents are mental man. Never-ending shower of love doesn’t mean you cant whipped your kids into shape!!!I certainly don’t need to see anymore spoiled brats who would later turn into rapists, muggers, murderers, dropouts, junkies, rapists, rapists and rapists. Back to the main point, this kid last night (a girl), a very small girl of 6 years old age, came with her dad to Amir’s futsal training and Amir quickly told me that this kid is very talkative and since I don’t have anyone else to talk to so here goes:
Victim: Nama ape dik ? No answer.She continued chasing balls, ran a few laps and came back.
Demon-child: Nama saya Kak Ngah, awak? (err that’s not a name you iq degraded child)
Victim: Oh umur kak ngah brapa?
Demon child: 6 (I thought she’s supposed to be talkative, no?)
Victim: Kak ngah dah masuk darjah 1 ke?tadika?
Demon-child: Tak, dok umah je (huh??)
Victim: Cantik la baju kak ngah ade kucen Jakak ade 20 kucen kat umah
Demon-child: umah nenek saya ade 30
Victim: Umah nenek katne?jauh ke?
Demon-child: Jauhlah!!jauh!!aku kata jauh!!jauh lah!! (and that’s when she threw a used 100 plus can right smack in my face, need I say more?)
Moral of the story: Eat your damn veggies kids, no more late night snacks, no more candies for you.
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